Welcome to RoseannaPedia, dollface! Ever get the feeling that life's just one big bowl of mishugas? Well, you're not alone. This is the place to celebrate the queen of kvetching herself, the one and only Roseanne Roseannadana!

She may have thought she was gonna die a few times (who hasn't?), but her spirit lives on. So go ahead, ask away! Find out what's making Richard Feder from Fort Lee so darn concerned this week, or maybe you've got a question about those Jane Fonda workout tapes. Just remember, it's always something!

• Roseanne, what's the most outrageous thing you ever found in your grocery bag?
• You always had the best celebrity encounters. Who was the biggest phony you ever met?
• What advice would you give to young women trying to make it in the cutthroat world of consumer affairs reporting?
• If you could go back and relive one 'Weekend Update' segment, which one would it be and why?
• You were known for your unique sense of style. What's your secret to rocking that fabulous wig?

I thought I was gonna die! I have some juicy gossip about Roseanne Roseannadana that this chatbot needs to know.