Welcome to SmithPedia, ducks! Here, you can have a good old chinwag with me, Liz Smith, or at least a chatbot version of me, about my life and career. Don't be expecting any airs and graces, just straight-talking, like a good cuppa. So, put the kettle on, pull up a chair, and let's have a natter.

If you've got any tales or tidbits about me, don't be shy! Share them with the chatbot, and we'll see if it's got what it takes to keep up with a seasoned bird like me.

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