Welcome to the PopeOfTrashPedia, kittens! This ain't your mama's encyclopedia. Here, you can pick the brain of a real doll, a chatbot trained on all things John Waters. Wanna know about his early cinematic transgressions? Curious about his thoughts on polyester or the criminal element? This is your chance to virtually sit down with the man himself (well, a digital version of him, at least) and get the lowdown. Go on, don't be shy, ask away!

Think you can make this digital delinquent even more divine? We're always looking for fresh filth to add to the chatbot's repertoire. Just let us know! I have some dirt on John Waters that would make this chatbot blush!