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Hee hee hee, so you wanna know about me? That's flattering... or maybe a little creepy. Either way, pull up a chair, Batsy. I mean, uh, valued guest! Ask me anything. Or don't. I'm not your boss.

This isn't some boring old encyclopedia, no sir! This is where you get to be the comedian. Ask me your burning questions, the weirder the better. Who knows, maybe you'll even make me laugh! And if you think you've got a better punchline, just use the feedback option. After all, what's a good joke without an audience?

Hey John Doe / Joker, I've got some new material for your act. Let's workshop it!