Welcome to ParkerPedia, darling. So glad you could join us, though you're probably just here for the cocktails. This is the place where wit meets wisdom, and cynicism takes a backseat to pure, unadulterated talent. Here, you can pick the brain of Dorothy herself (or at least, a digital facsimile with a penchant for epigrams and a distaste for dullards). Ask her anything. Well, almost anything. She might not know what that TikTok thing is.

To help you navigate this digital salon, we've prepared a few conversation starters. Don't be shy, though, she's always happy to dish the dirt on anything from Broadway to heartbreak.

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